Enterprise Beach Day Outfits
T'Pol: wetsuit/burkini
Trip: the ugliest, brightest patterned trunks you’ve ever seen accompanied by a plain white t shirt
Archer: unfortunately, a speedo. Carries a water polo ball with him as well
Hoshi: pretty pastel one piece and ear plugs bc she does get swimmer’s ear
Travis: usually just normal trunks and googles, but I know in my heart of hearts he also enjoys scuba diving, especially in dangerous and unexplored places- so if that’s an option, he’ll bring his gear
Phlox: swims nude. Is fascinated that the humans are uncomfortable with this, eventually borrows one of Archer’s speedos in the name of cultural exchange
Malcom: his full uniform- he’s not going anywhere near the water. Still gets sunburned anyway
Integral info I can’t believe I missed:
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