STAR. TREK.

thetimetostrikeislater:

🚧 WIP for next chapter.

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thetimetostrikeislater:

For my fic A Star to Steer By.

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superbherbz:

I didn’t even realise riker and quark have sex

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eriexplosion:

thesylverlining:

death-star510:

I’ve been thinking about ferengi mating seasons ever since I generated that fucking thing and I would like to present to you all, an image:

Ferengi mating calls.  Awful high pitched screeches fill the ship as ferengi instinctively search out a chosen mate.  Rom of course has Leeta there all the time so he is QUIET.  SURELY THIS MEANS THAT QUARK WILL WAIL FOR AN ETERNITY UNTIL THIS HORRORSHOW IS OVER?

Untrue, turns out he only shuts up when Odo is in the room and that’s how Odo found out that Quark was in love with him.

Quark: IS SCREECH
Odo: *enters*
Quark: *is conspicuously silent*
Odo: ….. *squints, leans in very close*
Quark: *nervous sweating* what
Odo: You’re not screeching. Every ferengi within ten lightyears is screeching except you. Why?
Quark: ….*gives least convincing screech in the universe; sounds more like an ill parakeet than anything* There. Happy?
Odo: *slowly exits, eyeing him Suspiciously all the while*
Quark: RESUMES SCREECH

BEAUTIFUL.  PRECISELY WHAT I ENVISION.  10/10 WOULD SHIP AGAIN.

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jericho-jess:

ALT

you’re telling me this DIDN’T happen after every away mission??

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eilupt:

Garak makes himself a Julian stuffie:

Julian, who can sew a suture and not much else, makes a beanbag out of a sock and draws Garak’s face on it:

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