Transitioning in the star trek universe where they replicate the estrogen right into my raktajino and my holographic AI surgeon whips me up a mathematically perfect hyper vagina over the course of a lunch break which somehow leads to a wacky scenario that threatens to expose 5 ensigns to the vacuum of space
It can be two things
i read statboosts’s comment in Miles O’Brien’s voice in my head and now i’m laughing so hard i’m worried i might fracture a rib
Jane Kirk: looks like the aliens who attacked Enterprise are gone. Leona McCoy: They seduced us to marry random dudes. Probably someone’s weird nightmare. Leona: By the way, where’s Scotty?
Quark and Odo start dating. Over time Odo’s ears become way better structured. Quark never shuts up about all Odo needed was some hands on experience. No one likes Quark. The end.
I admire this fandom’s dedication to producing The Worst Fucking Thing Possible at least twice a month
me: the jacked one. that’s spock now. he’s jacked for absolutely no reason. someone learning about ethan peck for the first time, a new learner: WHAT me: yes me: and he’s gregory peck’s grandson his middle name is gregory new: WHAT me: and you see all those dorky vulcan themed tshirts new: yes me: he makes them himself. all of them new: WHAT
