STAR. TREK.

spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Jim, when I feel friendship for you, I’m ashamed.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: I have a green boner.

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Has it occurred to you that there is a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: My mother always said I would encounter confusion when it comes to human flirtation. 

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: I am a Vulcan, doctor. Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Fucking Surak, this is painful.

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Being a red blooded human clearly has it’s disadvantages.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Sexy disadvantages, though.

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: You may need me, Jim, but I need you to live even more.

WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Husbandry would be quite efficacious.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Marriage. I am talking about marriage. I am talking about being husbands. I am talking about being space husbands.

WHAT BONES SAYS: I’m just a country doctor.
WHAT BONES MEANS: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the maddest tom-fooling reckless idiots with a death wish I’ve ever had the Stygian task of looking after. I need a drink. Jim’s shirts keep spontaneously falling apart. Sometimes I’m the one tearing it off. Spock said ‘fascinating’ eighteen times today–and that’s before lunch. My captain won’t eat his salad and we met Methuselah and Apollo and another Spock with a beard and I don’t know why I wake up in the mornings anymore.

(via cptkirksnipples)

vulcan flirting the flirting of vulcans spock spirk and poor long-suffering bones

1. penfxx liked this
2. girafeduvexin liked this
3. whathehelll reblogged this from set-sail-oh-ships-of-mine
4. set-sail-oh-ships-of-mine reblogged this from pastmydancingdays and added:

   WHAT CHAPEL SAYS: Here’s your plomeek soup.WHAT CHAPEL MEANS: Gotta get that green D before the captain claims it.

5. v5hadow liked this
6. laschinasbiencaguais liked this
7. helena-margaretha liked this
8. ohmyssurak reblogged this from hakka84
9. groovy-lady reblogged this from hakka84
10. groovy-lady liked this
11. kac-star-trek reblogged this from swaglexander-the-great
12. kingarthurscat liked this
13. gloriouscupcakedestiny liked this
14. last-flight-of-dickarus reblogged this from last-flight-of-dickarus
15. oreosforthecaptain reblogged this from last-flight-of-dickarus
16. cometomecosette liked this
17. gaypitalist reblogged this from last-flight-of-dickarus
18. last-flight-of-dickarus liked this
19. dornesnakes liked this
20. thevampiredolphin reblogged this from kiriani
21. svogliata-mente reblogged this from spicyshimmy-blog
22. 0mad-love0 liked this
23. prettyboybastard liked this
24. matterandform-blog liked this
25. emeralddawn13 reblogged this from its-my-o-thyla-p
26. fellowshipofthegay liked this
27. cankerjones reblogged this from squiresquad
28. cankerjones liked this
29. squiresquad reblogged this from space-librarian
30. squiresquad liked this
31. saoirsewolf liked this
32. aplaceformyselftogo reblogged this from spirkian
33. aplaceformyselftogo liked this
34. makeitso-numberone reblogged this from spicyshimmy-blog
35. strinak reblogged this from moonlighthuntress
36. kadanjarrus reblogged this from enterprisie
37. kadanjarrus liked this
38. mischievousmaraudeers liked this
39. suprsingr liked this
40. acquaintedwithrask reblogged this from nerdynonsense
41. nerdynonsense reblogged this from sspacehusbands
42. to-a-merrier-world reblogged this from shards-of-divinity
43. ed-teach reblogged this from cptkirksnipples
44. ed-teach liked this
45. mugglebestfriend reblogged this from heylola2
46. ivenoideawhatiamdoing reblogged this from heylola2
47. spicyshimmy-blog posted this
48. Show more notesLoading...