Alright, then an imaginary scenario where Bones has been left on a planet on his own and there's something hostile after him, so he takes off plodding through the landscape doing typical survivally things whilst muttering and grumbling to himself - meanwhile Jim is going bonkers because they can't find him and he doesn't think Bones can survive on his own, and when they do eventually find where he's set up camp, Jim just tackles him to the ground and clings to him for five minutes.

Jim would be all “oh my god are you okay how did you survive here in the wilderness all on your own with no one to grumble or complain with??how much have you been talking to yourself?? how did you survive without anything to eat?? or drink?? did you drink your own piss? DID YOU DRINK YOUR OWN PISS BONES??”

And bones would just be like “Jim. I was gone for one hour. I drew a picture in the dirt of me strangling you.”