now i’m thinking about cardassians with lizard tails and i’m so mad it’s not canon because just. imagine cardassians getting spooked and losing their fucking tails. kira telling the story of the first time she scared the tail off a cardassian soldier
OH MY GOD. imagine the starfleet ppl thinking its just a figure of speech until they sEE IT HAPPEN.
I’M SO IMPOSSIBLY HERE FOR KIRA SCARING THE LITERAL TAILS OFF OF CARDASSIAN SOLDIERS……….
EXTRA MASSIVE BONUS POINTS IF ITS FUCKING ‘BAG OF DICKS’ DUKAT