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basiliskdragon asked:

jim and bones being like "you're spock's mom??? but you're so personable and charming!" and spock just like *internally screaming* because the disaster of his mom and his best friends is just....god will the enterprise still be standing?

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock Answer:

imagine bones inviting jim, spock, and amanda back to his quarters for drinks

and spock realizes that the only thing worse then the three of them hanging out is the three of them hanging out tipsy

✩ ★ ✪ ✫ join amanda grayson thursday ✫ ✪ ★ ✩

macpye:

the best part is

she drinks bones and jim under the table

so they’re drunkenly asking questions

and she sidesteps them like a pro

jim and bones won’t remember any of it in the morning

and spock is both mildly surprised and secretly proud of his mother

amanda grayson headcanon accepted

Dec 04, 2015

spirkian:

ftlvolkswagen:

trek-r-treat:

kirks like ‘shut up not in front of my boyfriend’

awkward

I love the theory that (and I can’t remember who came up with this but it was going around recently) that Jim got drunk at the Christmas party and started talking to her over drinks, and eventually the conversation worked its way around to Jim pining over Spock and confiding in her about being madly in love with him. Makes this scene even better/funnier than the assumed implication (that he’d hooked up with her at the party.) Nah son, she just knows his SECRET.

…actually it makes more sense, because why would he be so embarrassed for Spock to know he potentially made out with this woman? Why would Spock care?

WHY INDEED???

Also that knowing look she gives Spock in the next to last GIF is literally everything.

(Source: keptyn, via spirkian)

ooooh yes please i like this much better headcanon accepted spirk

Dec 03, 2015

Anonymous asked:

I'm watching tos and patterns of force came on and I'm thinking kirk and spock had a spat right before this mission bc damn they're being salty. When spock put on a uniform kirk was like, "that helmet covers a multitude of sins," and later spock tells kirk he would make a convincing nazi. what the fuck did they fight over

plaidshirtjimkirk Answer:

The salt actually was real.

Possible reasons that space husbands argue:

  1. Jim accidentally left socks on the floor
  2. Spock kept unintentionally being an octopus hugger, which was cute until Jim kept waking up last night with hair in his face or being unable to breathe
  3. Jim kept putting off their workout sessions and Spock was really looking forward to seeing him in those red leggings
  4. Spock interrupted Jim’s conversation with Starfleet Command to say the five hour negotiation was “correctly” five hours, two minutes, and eleven seconds
  5. Jim wouldn’t stop Vulcan kissing Spock’s hands while Spock was attempting to read a highly intriguing article published in the latest astrophysics journal
  6. Spock refused to join Jim on their next shore leave, citing Vulcans do not need rest while Jim argued, “Spock, resting isn’T MY PLAN!!!!!!”
  7. Jim wanted to keep the unicorn dog and Spock said no

But tbh, one was probably mad that the other did something reckless on a mission and got scared shitless at the thought that he could be injured…which prompted “what if” thoughts and then complaints and obvious rebuttals and they argued because they love each other so much and just want the other to be safe and i am so in deep into spirk hell that i’ll never escape bye

headcanon accepted spirk

Nov 27, 2015

Anonymous asked:

Jim trying to teach Spock basic dance steps. Spock covering up his embarrassment with 'illogical'. Spock secretly loves every minute because he gets to watch Jim dance. Jim having to grab on to Spock to stop him slipping in tap shoes.

Answer:

THIS. IS. SO. CUTE!!!!!!!!!! I AM LITERALLY DYING RN I CANNOT ESP AT SPOCK JUST SAYING IT’S ILLOGICAL. AND SPOCK SLIPPING. It reminds me of the iceskating scene in Bambi for some reason. XD Thanks for sharing!!

headcanon accepted kirk spock spirk

Nov 08, 2015

macpye:

startrekrenegades:

macpye:

slightly-oblivvyous:

macpye:

startrekrenegades:

Livvy: I can’t even figure out WHY [Garak] would even HAVE galoshes!

Me: [screaming] TO HIDE HIS HORRIBLE LIZARD FEET

because his feet get cooooold

damn federation standard temperatures

do you know how many pairs of socks he could be wearing in those things???

Garak is the absolute WORST offender on the “sticks their cold toes on your warm legs while cuddling” front.

because he’d also be stubborn enough not to wear socks to bed, on principle

well yes. that’s what’s so horrible about his lizard feet. they’re COLD.

“wear socks, why don’t you!”

“why would i? your legs are warm.”

“i’d like to keep them that way, thank you very much. also, your toescales are scratchy.”

(via macpye)

headcanon accepted garak ds9

Oct 31, 2015

spicyshimmy:

one time bones gets kidnapped by klingons and they throw him in the brig but when they next come to see him, he starts shouting at them about how they’re clearly injured and not taking care of themselves and they need a doctor dammit and he’s so intense about it the klingons realize that the doctor is actually a fearsome warrior

so when jim and spock finally come to “rescue” him, bones is giving lollipops to good klingons and shouting fire and brimstone at the bad klingons in the medbay he established during his captivity, which he rules, the klingons aboard the ship say, with an iron fist

(via macpye)

headcanon accepted bones klingons

Oct 24, 2015
treksmix: “ lost-in-thyme-and-spacebars: “ thesadchicken: “ tHis Is SOo beAUtiFul ” #I want to know who designed this outfit#in the start trek universe I mean (via geneticallyenhancedsecretagent) It was probably Bones - revenge for never letting him...

treksmix:

lost-in-thyme-and-spacebars:

thesadchicken:

tHis Is SOo beAUtiFul

#I want to know who designed this outfit#in the start trek universe I mean (via geneticallyenhancedsecretagent)

It was probably Bones - revenge for never letting him retire =p 

#bones in his house #furiously muttering for hours while he hand sews these monstrosities #Spock and Jim looking on with concern #feeding him enough to keep him alive #recording each day #captains log day 17 #mccoy hasn’t left his room in 15 hours now #spock’s waiting outside with a hypo #We’re hoping if he gets some sleep even chemically induced he may calm down #we still don’t know what’s happening in there #earlier we heard tearing #and crying #I’m very worried #captains log day 18 #things went badly #Spock jumped bones with the hypo but he was wearing some kind of bright red protective gear around his neck (via sleepymccoy)

(via lost-in-thyme-and-spacebars-dea)

headcanon accepted starfleet medical horrible starfleet uniforms bashir

Oct 16, 2015

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