Bones: Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.
Kirk: Can’t hear you, shirt’s over my ears.
Spock: what we need is a diversion
Jim Kirk the ultimate drama queen: my time to shine
Kirk [apologizing]: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–
Bones: whats that?
Kirk: remorse code
Bones: im even angrier at u now
CONFIRMED! STAR TREK: DISCO !
To Boldly Go Where No Dance Floor has gone before.
sneak peak at the new uniforms
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HelloU Interview: Karl Urban & John Cho
When the interviewer asks where the guys would want to teleport to and they confuse a burger joint with bedroom interests.
Karl gets so red in the face. It’s so cute.
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Kirk: Mr.Sulu...you can you fly this thing, right?
Sulu: oHmY GOD I forget to disengage the external inertial dampeners that one time ONE FUCKING TIME and suddenly people think I'm incapable of flying anything but a fucking paper plane.
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this just in: the Vulcan word for penis is lok. so that makes two languages where Spock’s name rhymes with penis
also just in: Spock’s parents HATED him apparently
now this is all i’m gonna think when I see someone refer to legend of korra as lok
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“I Can Hear the bells”: in which Dr. Bashir does his best impression of a lovestruck teenage girl.
@nevils-crest @vivalar you’ve heard of the naked man with the gun, now get ready for pansexual lizard man.
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