AU where it’s possible to fuck up Vulcan finger-kissing just as really off-puttingly badly as you can the human mouth kind
#you quirk your fingers wrong and it’s like moving in with your tongue stuck out, #SO MANY ENGAGINGLY ALARMING WAYS TO GO FOR YOUR VULCAN SIGNIFICANT OTHER’S HANDS, #Kirk has not found them all, but he has managed to try 34% of them by Spock’s rough guesstimate
now I’m just picturing Kirk going in with jazz hands and an eyebrow waggle
That’s AOS.
(via diftor-heh-snusnu)