Bones: [answering the phone] Hello?

Kirk: It's Jim.

Bones: What did he do this time?

Kirk: No, it's me, Jim, it's actually me.

Bones: What did YOU do this time?

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Kirk: I'm using my veto.

Bones: Veto? You don't get a veto.

Kirk: You veto my ideas all the time.

Bones: That's because your ideas are dumb!

Kirk: Name one!

(One hour later)

Kirk: That went on for a while.

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spicyshimmy:

imagine spock attempting pet names after he learns about them

‘hello, sticky sugar substance’ ‘honey, spock. it’s honey.’ ‘i have been thinking about you, infant’ ‘you mean baby, spock’ 'you are attractive today, baked goods’ ’…did you mean muffin?’ 'saccharine face’ 'uh, sweet cheeks?’ 'good night large father’ 'OH MY GOD SPOCK YOU JUST CALLED ME BIG DADDY’

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