bluespock:

demonicvulcan:

potential reasons why Jim Kirk doesn’t just walk around rocks

  • he was a gymnast and needs to show off his mad skills
  • he is always playing leapfrog, regardless of object sentience
  • maybe he’s trying to rip his pants too
  • Spock might be looking, he needs to look athletic
  • Bones might be looking, he needs to worry him constantly
  • rock monsters ARE a thing
  • ‘I must make things as difficult as possible’ is his middle name
  • he just needs to appreciate actual gravity while he can
  • ?????

• to hug the mountain
• to envelop that mountain
• he wants to make love to the mountain
• challenge the rock…challenging death!
• because he’s in love

(via vulcannic)

*wheezes* IT GOT BETTER kirk kirk and rocks its a thing it all started with the penis rock


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