sweethermitress asked:

Imagine Jim doesn't know how chocolate affects Vulcans and gets Spock a little heart-shaped box of them for V-Day.

imagine-jim-bones-and-spock Answer:

imagine spock trying to flirt back and saying shit like “i believe the human expression is, ‘are you trying to get me drunk?’”

and jim is just stupidly confused

BLESS THIS i love chocolate spirk kirk spock

Anonymous asked:

(could you imagine Bones having to deal with both Kirk AND Poe being cocky kinda reckless li'l shits) (or maybe poe and tos kirk meeting and the latter taking the former under his wing) (or hell, any of the three meeting the aos or tos triumvirate)

little-smartass Answer:

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DAMMIT JIM IF YOU WANNA KISS THE HOT ALIEN YA GOTTA LET BONES GIVE YOU A HYPO FIRST. YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE HE’S BEEN AND YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING.

I spent ages debating over who would dip who and I went with kirk dipping poe because kirk is taller and has more machismo issues. I didn’t include TOS kirk in the end because hasn’t bones suffered enough???

haha amazing kirk bones star wars crossover poe dameron love this


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