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BUTT OK Spock acting like Jim's cuddle blanket when he's sick Spock kissing Jim's nose after a sneezing fit Spock catching it Spock green nosed, sneezing and stuffed up at the science station glaring at everyone, just daring them to say something.
The time travel bureaucracy is like “which enterprise” but they already know. We all know which enterprise.
Boys, please.
It’s the Kirk enterprise.
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I may or may not have spent the morning photoshopping Jim into Spock’s family picture.
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The Enterprise came in contact with a previously documented planet never before touched by a Federation vessel. Friendly people, desert-like climate, advanced technology, and kept photographic record with tech similar to that of the early 21st century cameras.
Kirk doesn’t remember shit.
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*Jim Kirk voice*: a fat tribble
yeah so.. anyone else want to admit a guilty pleasure?
YOURE ALL SINNERS
yes.
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can we talk about how illogical spock prime’s reaction to meeting jim on delta vega is though
so the first thing he says is
“james t kirk”
which okay makes sense - spock either recognised him by appearance (unlikely because yeah cpine and shatner look similar but not that similar) or idk the “touch of his mind” or his essentially kirkness or smth
and then he says
“how did you find me?”
okay hold the frick frack up spocko
you’ve just met a man who you know is kirk, but who is…considerably younger than the last time you saw kirk - who you know to be dead, by the way - and also has notable physical differences to kirk, such as the wrong colour eyes
what exactly makes you believe that this guy knew you were missing and followed you through the black hole and came looking for you? there is nothing logical or sensible about that conclusion
so can we take a moment to appreciate how soul destroying this illogic is?
that in the moment of his life where he is hurting the most, the most lost, the most confused, the most guilty, all spock knows is that james t kirk has somehow stumbled into his life again and, completely illogically, but emotionally, sentimentally, for a few seconds spock actually believes that james t kirk is there to do what he always does, what he is best at
he has come to find him and bring him home
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“Spock, I gotta tell you something. Uhm, so. Here goes. I love - “
“I am aware of your romantic feelings towards Lieutenant Uhura. Furthermore, I think I clarified that I am in no relationship with her, implying that you are free to attempt to court her or what ever technique you prefer to - “
“What the - no! That’s literally absolutely not what I wanted… listen, just listen!”
“ - I cannot explain why this particular topic evokes an emotional response within me. I need to go meditate on this. Was that everything, Captain?”
“No, it wasn’t! It’s not Uhura, you dumbass, Jesus Christ, you’re so goddamn - “
“There is no need to insult me, Captain - “
“It’s you! Fuck, it’s you, alright, I love you, you dumb pointy-eared oaf!”
“…pardon?”
“You heard me. Superior half-Vulcan ears, I’m aware. I’m gonna go now, before this gets any more awkward. So, uh, you wanted to meditate or somethin’.”
“Am I wrong in my assumption that one would usually wait for a reply?”
“Huh? A - jeez, well, maybe I don’t wanna hear how much you don’t like me, okay? I just wanna go, forget that this ever happened, okay?”
“Negative. The feeling is mutual.”
“…what the fuck?”
“I suggest we relocate ourselves into my quarters and you perform a typical human kiss that usually follows after a romantic confession. Is that adequate?”
“Hell yeah. Lead the way.”
“Very well. …and please do not hold my hand in public, Capt - Jim.”
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