remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots
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gal pals! im just joshing ya, their actually lesbeans…
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//In The Flesh AU!//
Spock looks terrifying, but that won’t stop Jim from taking colourful selfies, apparently! Guess he’s just fine with having a zombie space boyfriend.
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because at the end of the day i know i still have you
told you i’d draw these dorks again ≣ REF ≣
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flannelizard asked:
imagine jim coming home to find that spock has fallen asleep whilst meditating. again.
howardlinkedin asked:
A Kirk who keeps doing nonsense with his mouth, like blowing bubble gum bubbles and using his upper lip to hold a pen and Spock is like "stop that" bc wow distraction.
Title: Everything but my phaser…
Fandom: Star Trek (reboot)
Crossposted: Deviantart, Livejournal.This is started from this post on Tumblr.
I’d like to hear ideas or headcanons on why Jim managed to end up doing this photo and who made him. My opinion is that he’s probably been talked into by Uhura and they’re in shoreleave and being tipsy dorks who shouldn’t be allowed near a camera after the second shot of alcohol. I’m a Spirk girl but you’re free to imagine this sexy pic be forwarded (tweeted) by Uhura to your-favorite-Jim’s-partner. Or not-yet-partner, and pretend instead this is a teaser from Uhura and Jim doesn’t know the photo has been shared. :D
Or…you could always picture Captain Kirk be very (un)professional and do a Playgirl exclusive photoshoot, with the Admirals pretending to not know, faking anger but in truth be the first to get their copy to droll on their golden boy.
[Now, this makes me want to do another couple with two/three other captains from my headcanon and make it like a Starfleet Approved photoshoot. I’ll see, if I manage. If I don’t die before.]Trek Beyond holster makes a cross on the back of the thigh and its clearly attached to the belt. Let’s suspend belief and pretend my take is the same?
In Italian the brand Breil had a tagline for their campaign that was perfect for this manip: “Toglietemi tutto ma non il mio Breil” which means “deprive me of everything but not my Breil” where “deprive me” meant clothes, among other things, as long as you didn’t try to take the watch away from her. Now, in this case it would’ve been “phaser” instead of the watch.
Tec stuffs (aka Behind The Manip): Long, so I’ll put it under a read more.
star trek au where bones brings jim back to georgia for christmas&new year and jim somehow manages to make him breakfast.
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