Jim Kirk keeps telling Spock so many jokes that people ask him why do you do that? he’s a vulcan, they don’t have a sense of humor.
Jim just rolls his eyes and says of course he laughs, you must be blind. his eyes laugh even if his mouth doesn’t.
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Anonymous asked:
Headcanon where Jim slowly dilutes Bones and Scotty's booze supply to find out what they're like in sobriety.
spockoandjimjim Answer:
Headcanon that Bones is the sweetest thing and Scotty is a surly asshole and it scares Jim too much so the booze goes back to full strength.
a couple of lines from the Wrath of Khan novelization that I felt compelled to illustrate - Jim doesn’t know how glasses work so Bones has to demonstrate
for startrekrenegades because they got me the novelization
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Space Husbands for my soul sister and boldly going through the galaxy captain Danielle Silver. Happy Birthday, my Honey! I ♥ U!
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the Star Trek TOS movies, aka Kirk can’t catch a break and probably won’t let go of his hubby any time soon
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