kirk: bones can you do the thing

mccoy: are you out of your mind what is this bullshit we're in the middle of nowhere what do you want me to do make bandaids out of rocks?? replace a limb with a cactus??

kirk: well if it's too hard--

mccoy: YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT DON'T YOU SASS ME NOW GET YOUR OAF HANDS OUT OF HERE AND LET THE PROFESSIONAL DO HIS WORK DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

meanwhile kirk gets that little smirk cause he knows exactly how to get what he wants from both bones and spock accurate kirk bones


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