mission-scrubbed-return-to-base:
Jim: You were going to show up to the party with a butt plug?!?!
Spock: I calculated that there was a 100% chance that I would be successful in seducing you…
Jim: Yeah? I mean I’m DTF but what are you going to wear to the party later?
Spock: It came with a skirt…
Jim: !!!!Happy Halloween!!!
(via fournostril)