The Third Wheel by littlebirdtold
Stop whatever you are doing and go read this fic! It’s just amazing *A*!!
(via fournostril)
sweethermitress asked:
Imagine Spock decorating for Xmas and things getting momentarily awkward as it becomes apparent he never learned the significance of mistletoe.
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock Answer:
imagine uhura running over and briefly explaining what it means and the traditions involving it
imagine spock looking at the ceiling of the bridge, which he practically COVERED in mistletoe
he demands that everyone but jim leave while he clears it out, just in case
mccreates asked:
Well, poo! I don't know why it's not working-- it's a pic I posted today "sparkly butts" with two girls. I don't know if it's the shiny boy shorts or the girl's proportions, but I saw it and thought of Chris Pine's booty-- and it all deteriorated from there...
cannedebonbon Answer:
i went and found the picture you’re talking about so here it is

i’m too lazy to sparkle panties so have some speedos
(via fournostril)
Another personal fave …done for LJ’s K/S Valentine 2010
(via plaidshirtjimkirk)