Kirk: Yeah. That went well.
Spock: You call this going well?
Kirk: We completed the mission, didn’t we?
Spock: Yes, but…
Kirk: Then I call it a win. What’s the problem?
Spock: Should I start with the part where you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere or the part where you have no clothes?
Star trek in Star wars AU
Bones : I am your sister.
Jim : noooooooooooooo
(via petalsofelrondir)
What Spock says vs. What Spock means.
“Perra, dime todo lo que sabes o tendré que leerte la mente” xD
(via cptkirksnipples)
Ship Aesthetics → James T. Kirk x Spock
↳ “I wanted you to know why I couldn’t let you die… why I went back for you…”
“Because you are my friend.”requested by @ajmeskirk
(via pywren)
(via cptkirksnipples)
bokuwaboku-datte asked:
Imagine Bones coming up with increasingly bad puns to try to get Spock to laugh again
imagine-jim-bones-and-spock Answer:
Spock assures him that ‘the momentary lapse in control will never occur again’
Bones looks really upset.
When Spock questions why, Bones says that he “doesn’t want his ONLY memory of you laughing and looking HAPPY to be one where he’s a hop-skip-and-a-jump away from death.”
Spock laughs at the next bad pun Bones gives him.
some spones things for your spones needs:
- spock not understanding Leonard’s various extremely confusing southern idioms
- spock not understanding that “bless your heart” can simultaneously be sweet and extremely insulting
- spock giving up on understanding anything Leonard says when he’s distracted or very tired because his accent devolves into something vaguely resembling drunken Klingon
- Leonard and Spock visiting Georgia together and both breathing a sigh of relief when they step off the transport because its finally warm enough for both of them
- Spock getting absolutely shitfaced off sweet tea because he didn’t know to be more specific when requesting “tea”
- Leonard worrying about how Spock’s desert lungs will react to the “hot soup” that passes for air in the south
(via vvitchering)
Spock actually prefers the skirted uniforms over the pants ones, but considers the pants to be more practical. While it is true that in a skirt he has greater maneuverability, helps him stay cool, and is more comfortable in general, he finds that the Captain has a harder time keeping his hands to himself.
(via spirkian)
Jim: Spock, Spock, Spock, look; we should go this way. I think this is the right way. This is definitely the right way. My gut tells me its this way. Lets go this way. Spock, Spooock—
(By the way, I totally love you.)Spock: Jim, no. The coordinates we were given indicate another pathway, away from where your ‘gut’ leads.
(… and I, you.)
(via talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla)