Ok so we’ve all ready sex pollen fics, and I’ve even read a fic where some alien substance made Jim think that he’d had sex with Spock when he hadn’t, but has anyone written one where someone gives Spock a substance that’s supposed to make him fall in love with Jim?
Hear me out here, maybe they go down to some planet with a very open and demonstrative planet, where the expression of love is one of their most important things and they can’t understand or trust Spock’s stoicism. Maybe he offends someone and they decide to force him to embarrass himself. Maybe someone sees the way Jim looks at Spock and thinks that they are helping. Maybe it’s meant to make Spock fall in love with the person doing it, but they make a mistake, however it happens, the culprit reveals that they dosed Spock with a very potent, very fast acting substance that will make Spock completely 100% head over heals in love with none other than James Tiberius Kirk.
But here’s the kicker: Spock doesn’t act any differently. He doesn’t even realize that anything has happened to him, because he was already fucking gaga over Jim, he doesn’t feel anything different. And maybe the crew assume that the stuff just doesn’t work on Vulcan physiology. Maybe Jim thinks that it’s just Spock’s strong emotional control that has kept him from acting strangely (and also feels like shit because while he feels terrible that his friend is being forced to feel something against his will, there is just a little part of him that is devastated that even this potent substance couldn’t convince Spock to love him)
But Bones insists that Spock gets a thorough check up anyway and Spock is his usual close-lipped self about the whole thing, but eventually Bones has evidence that the substance was in his system, and that he should be feeling the effects, and it is medically relevant and only logical that Spock be truthful about any symptoms he is experiencing and Spock has to admit that he feels no different about Jim than before and out good doctor puts two and two together and just rolls his eyes because he’s a doctor, not a matchmaker, and sends Spock on his way with a warning to let him know if anything else changes.
and idk what happens after that but at some point obviously there are confessions and maybe Jim at first doesn’t believe Spock and thinks it’s the effect of the drug but ultimately there are kisses and cuddles and just fucking gross sappy love everywhere ok?
(via wolfi-sama)
