imagine spock attempting pet names after he learns about them
‘hello, sticky sugar substance’ ‘honey, spock. it’s honey.’ ‘i have been thinking about you, infant’ ‘you mean baby, spock’ 'you are attractive today, baked goods’ ’…did you mean muffin?’ 'saccharine face’ 'uh, sweet cheeks?’ 'good night large father’ 'OH MY GOD SPOCK YOU JUST CALLED ME BIG DADDY’
