hungrylikethewolfie:
“ affectingly:
“ azorahai:
“ #at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
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Okay, 1) LOLZ, and 2) Can you IMAGINE being...

hungrylikethewolfie:

affectingly:

azorahai:

#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

Okay, 1) LOLZ, and 2) Can you IMAGINE being those people going about your normal day? And suddenly there’s a motherfucking Starfleet Officer sprinting his ass down the street, with a phaser, who happens to be a VULCAN, so you know if his ass is running, shit is about to get really real. I would be like, “Well, fuck, better call my mom, looks like we’re under attack again. Man, I knew I shouldn’t have moved to Earth. Nothing like this ever happened on Beta Aquilae II.”


When you see a Vulcan running like that, HAUL ASS IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FREAKING CALM?

i mean… a vulcan running full tilt in earth gravity would be hauling ass. and he’s chasing a super human who is also super fast, so i imagine for the people he’s running past it would be like “what’s tha-*WHOOOOMMM BLUE BLUR* - WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?” .

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