WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Jim, when I feel friendship for you, I’m ashamed.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: I have a green boner.WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Has it occurred to you that there is a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you’ve already made up your mind about?
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: My mother always said I would encounter confusion when it comes to human flirtation.WHAT SPOCK SAYS: I am a Vulcan, doctor. Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Fucking Surak, this is painful.WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Being a red blooded human clearly has it’s disadvantages.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Sexy disadvantages, though.WHAT SPOCK SAYS: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: You may need me, Jim, but I need you to live even more.WHAT SPOCK SAYS: Husbandry would be quite efficacious.
WHAT SPOCK MEANS: Marriage. I am talking about marriage. I am talking about being husbands. I am talking about being space husbands.WHAT BONES SAYS: I’m just a country doctor.
WHAT BONES MEANS: Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the maddest tom-fooling reckless idiots with a death wish I’ve ever had the Stygian task of looking after. I need a drink. Jim’s shirts keep spontaneously falling apart. Sometimes I’m the one tearing it off. Spock said ‘fascinating’ eighteen times today–and that’s before lunch. My captain won’t eat his salad and we met Methuselah and Apollo and another Spock with a beard and I don’t know why I wake up in the mornings anymore.
(via cptkirksnipples)